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Brazil–Saudi Arabia relations are the bilateral relations between Brazil and Saudi Arabia. Brazil has an embassy in Riyadh and Saudi Arabia has an embassy in Brasília.
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Marcus Aurelius Probus was Roman emperor from 276 to 282. Probus was an active and successful general as well as a conscientious administrator, and in his reign of six years he secured prosperity for the inner provinces while withstanding repeated invasions of barbarian tribes on almost every sector of the frontier.
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