{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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