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Zgornja Sorica is a village in the Municipality of Železniki in the Upper Carniola region of Slovenia.
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Lankanectes is a genus of frogs in the family Nyctibatrachidae that is endemic to Sri Lanka. It is the only member of the Nyctibatrachidae to be found outside India and the only member of the subfamily Lankanectinae.
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