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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}

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