{"type":"standard","title":"FC Sapovnela Terjola","displaytitle":"FC Sapovnela Terjola","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19577073","titles":{"canonical":"FC_Sapovnela_Terjola","normalized":"FC Sapovnela Terjola","display":"FC Sapovnela Terjola"},"pageid":45436225,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Sapovnela_Terjola_Logo.png","width":200,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Sapovnela_Terjola_Logo.png","width":200,"height":200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284203817","tid":"5d25a35e-12a9-11f0-ace8-d4ca7a8ac30a","timestamp":"2025-04-06T05:38:27Z","description":"Football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Sapovnela_Terjola","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Sapovnela_Terjola?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Sapovnela_Terjola?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:FC_Sapovnela_Terjola"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Sapovnela_Terjola","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/FC_Sapovnela_Terjola","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Sapovnela_Terjola?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:FC_Sapovnela_Terjola"}},"extract":"FC Sapovnela (Georgian: საფეხბურთო კლუბი საპოვნელა) is a Georgian association football club from the town of Terjola. They compete in Regionuli Liga, the fifth tier of the national football system.","extract_html":"
FC Sapovnela (Georgian: საფეხბურთო კლუბი საპოვნელა) is a Georgian association football club from the town of Terjola. They compete in Regionuli Liga, the fifth tier of the national football system.
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Mike Harley Jr.","displaytitle":"Mike Harley Jr.","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q114271271","titles":{"canonical":"Mike_Harley_Jr.","normalized":"Mike Harley Jr.","display":"Mike Harley Jr."},"pageid":71865759,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Mike_Harley_Browns_Camp_2022_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Mike_Harley_Browns_Camp_2022_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":383},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Mike_Harley_Browns_Camp_2022_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":1903,"height":2279},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286311579","tid":"32831608-1cc7-11f0-915d-ada0175f66ac","timestamp":"2025-04-19T02:37:12Z","description":"American football player (born 1997)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Harley_Jr.","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Harley_Jr.?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Harley_Jr.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mike_Harley_Jr."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Harley_Jr.","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mike_Harley_Jr.","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Harley_Jr.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mike_Harley_Jr."}},"extract":"Michael Harley Jr. is an American professional football wide receiver for the Calgary Stampeders of the Canadian Football League (CFL). He played college football at Miami (FL).","extract_html":"
Michael Harley Jr. is an American professional football wide receiver for the Calgary Stampeders of the Canadian Football League (CFL). He played college football at Miami (FL).
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